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"lf
there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go
where they went." - Will Rogers
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here
we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul
- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest
hunters on earth!" - Anne Tyler
"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare,
and love we can spare- and in return, dogs give us their all,
it's the best deal man has ever made" - M. Facklam
"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite
unlike people, who are Incapable of pure love and always have
to mix love and hate." - Sigmund Freud
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail
instead of his tongue." - Anonymous
"Dogs need lo sniff the ground, It's how they keep abreast
of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing
all kinds of tale-breaking dog news items, which, If they
are especially urgent, are often continued In the next yard."
- Dave Barry
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never
washed a dog," - Franklin P. Jones
"lf vour dog is fat vou aren't getting enough exercise."
-Unknown
"A
dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance and to turn around
three times before lying down" - Robert Benchley
"No
animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless
absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conservation"
- Fran Lebowitz
"I
wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
religious cult" - Rita Rudner
"My
dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00
a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money." - Joe Welnstein
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence
that you are wonderful." - Ann Landers
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy ticking
your face" - Ben Williams
"A
dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he
loves himself" - Josh Billings
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person"
- Andrew A. Rooney
"0utside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend;
inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
"lf I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that
certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very
few persons" - James Thurber
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs
should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
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